Jokes

Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai.

 Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”

Pathan: “North Waziristan”

Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”

Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“

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Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,

Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.

Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

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ek baar do pathaan ki ladayi hogayi

ek bohot gusse mein aa kar bola : khaannaaa hum tumaara kapdaaa phaaad de ga tum baaz aajao

dusra bola : yaaar tum ye serious ladayi ma romantic baaat mat karo
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagate hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aate rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."
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WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…

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Time and tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!

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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans-DOSA…

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Ram n raavan were fighting
suddenly
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Ram:chal bye
raavan:kyu dar gaya
ram:piche dekh rajnikant aa raha hai……..

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Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… the rough sheet he used is known as…
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OXFORD DICTIONARY

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Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.

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Attitude-Freak| Boys asks a Girl : Can you dance with me ? Girl(with attitude) : I dont’t dance with a child Boy : Oh ! Sorry aunty ! I didn’t know you are Pregnant !!

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Bhikari: ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari: khushi se g hain

Pathan: to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro
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Pathan: Yaara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?





2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga...
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